I was sitting under a palm tree
strumming my guitar
when a big spider walked up to me
and said something real bizarre
it said, what are you gonna do?
where are you gonna go?
what's that you say?
what do you mean, you don't know?
I was making like a Tarzan
swinging from the vines
I'd dumped Jane a long time ago
I had a monkey by my side
stranded on an airplane
my heart a broken mess
don't know where I am going to
crazy with loneliness